girls at work
For some of us, work is full of hot girls. They are everywhere. In accounting, sales, administrative… EVERYWHERE. Sometimes you wish you could date all of them. Well you can. If you know how the game works. Yes, sometimes you will feel like you are walking on eggshells. We all know that office dating is sometimes frowned upon. Some human resources departments don’t even approve. Fortunately, they won’t have to know. As long as you know how to separate business and pleasure, you’ll be fine. Now that it’s out of the way, let’s talk tactics. What do the girls at work really want? They want someone who is normal but loose. You don’t want to be Debby’s downer. Girls don’t want a guy who’s always talking about work. They want someone uplifting and fun. Someone who smiles and has a sense of humor. They also want someone who is confident and isn’t afraid to take things to the next level. Work girls are just like any other girl. They WANT to fall in love. They want someone they can fall in love with. Someone to get them into bed and show them what a real man is really like. So how do you make her lose control and show her that YOU ARE that man? Easy. Do all the things a man interested in a woman would do. Ask her out, she takes her hand, kisses her and takes her home. It’s not that hard actually. Here’s the breakdown of how it happens at work.
Profile of that girl
First of all, you want to test and profile the girl you are looking for. You don’t want to be a complete stalker, but you definitely want to do some research on her. How does she get along with her co-workers? Does she usually get to work on time? Is she a blowjob from her boss? Some of these could be good signs or red flags in your relationship. If she’s the kind of girl who always complains about her job and doesn’t like most of the people she works with, chances are she’s going after a bad apple. Stay away from her. Otherwise, if the girl is generally positive at work, go full speed ahead. She can simply start with a simple lunch date. Ask her what her favorite food is. Then tell him how much you like _(fill in the black)___. Tell her you’d like to take her there tomorrow. This always works for me.
climbing in the elevator
The working elevator is where all the action happens. It’s one of the few places at work where you’re scheduled to make a move. It’s also an exciting place to get some lip action. After a few lunch dates, approach her with a passionate kiss that she won’t soon forget. It’s exactly what she wants. She reads about it all the time in her junk novels and now it’s happening to her. There is no better feeling than being in love and once you kiss her, the moment is official. There is no turning back. You have it.
Keep you warm day after day
Love is lost when things get boring. Things get boring when they get predictable. Unfortunately, the work is too predictable. So you will have to find a way to change things. Don’t go to lunch with her every day. Also don’t see her after work every day. Keep her guessing. Keep her thinking that you might be losing interest a bit. Of course, don’t bother her. But I always feel like it’s probably better to piss her off than to bore her. You can also surprise her with candy or a card once a month. The point is… don’t be complacent. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you can always keep it. Give her what she wants…a rollercoaster relationship.
keep it professional
Your work life comes before your relationship. Your relationship won’t pay the bills or put food in your mouth. Your work will. If things get out of control, you may be handed a pink slip of paper faster than you can say “It’s over.” So if you’re going to get involved with someone at work, make sure he’s not one of the crazy ones.